is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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