were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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