this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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