You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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