Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
50% drunk capacity currently
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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