I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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