That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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