youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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