Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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