Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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