i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
