So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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