But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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