Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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