who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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