Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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