she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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