some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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