You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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