She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Dick very happy bro
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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