Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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