some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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