i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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