No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
tell me about the fingering
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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