called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I love you.
Bad choice
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