i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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