okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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