there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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