He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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