I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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