ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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