I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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