Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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