VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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