His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I need you to use more vowels.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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