youre lurking in front of me
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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