i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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