i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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