No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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