You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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