Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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