I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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