just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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