so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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