I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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