do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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