On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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