dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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