just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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