her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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