You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
two words...techno handjob
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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